Letters to Wormwood

I thought it might be interesting to construct my own letter to Wormwood. In other words, to put myself in a position of an elder-tempter giving advice to a novice-tempter. This might help me better comprehend the point of view Mr. Lewis so creatively obtains in his book. Alas, I don't feel the creative "juices" flowing right now, and can't come up with an idea for an "advice" letter regarding temptation. But, I wanted to get the idea down for future reference, and to encourage everyone else to take a crack at it if they wish.